You work out of a Hotel?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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