Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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