No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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