butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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