but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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