It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
She's JV to your varsity
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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