p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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