I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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