I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It's shark week go big or go home
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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