Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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