Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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