Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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