I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
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Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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