What did we do last night that was yellow?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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