Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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