She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
ugly people sure do ruin things
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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