I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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