i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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