I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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