Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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