she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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