Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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