I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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