mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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