where does the pee come out of this thing
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I touched a dick in church today
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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