I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
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Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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