I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
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TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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