Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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