i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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Someone came in the potted fern
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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