He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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