I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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