Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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