I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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