Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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