How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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