You made me cry and you don't even care
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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