This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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