they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
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But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Sext me about skeletons
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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