Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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