when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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