One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize