It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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