I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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