Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
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Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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