The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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