I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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