Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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