yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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