I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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