Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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